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amandapalmer:

photo by desi.

amandapalmer:

photo by desi.

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jessicaexplainsitall:

AMANDA PALMER singing ASTRONAUT for CHRIS HADFIELD.

I FUCKING DIE. 

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neil-gaiman:

We wish you a merry Christmas, a cool Yule, a perfectly lovely Englishmas, a very late Chanukkah, an only slightly late Solstice, a hot and happy Kwanzaa and a glorious Draw On New Eyebrows For Chthulhu Day.
Frankly, pretty much anything you are celebrating, we are for, as long as it doesn’t involve being mean to other people. And to prove it we offer this photo to the world, taken by kylecassidy.

These two.

neil-gaiman:

We wish you a merry Christmas, a cool Yule, a perfectly lovely Englishmas, a very late Chanukkah, an only slightly late Solstice, a hot and happy Kwanzaa and a glorious Draw On New Eyebrows For Chthulhu Day.

Frankly, pretty much anything you are celebrating, we are for, as long as it doesn’t involve being mean to other people. And to prove it we offer this photo to the world, taken by kylecassidy.

These two.

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amandapalmer:

i was gifted hand-crocheted neil gaiman and amanda palmer puppet likenesses in perth by a gal named krystel rose hewett (@zendarenn on twitter).

the detail, from neil’s black removable jacket to my kimono and obi, is quite stunning.

notable: full pubic hair and boobs on the amanda palmer, yet neil’s black clothes are absolutely irremovable.
so many levels.

neil is in london. i haven’t seen him for over a month.
so today in sydney, i decided to make use of the crocheted puppets and blog a picturebook commemorating our relationship.



THIS IS NEIL AND AMANDA:
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AMANDA IS MORE OR LESS NAKED AND NEIL’S CLOTHES DON’T COME OFF BUT NEIL’S FINE WITH THAT.


AMANDA LOVES COFFEE AND NEIL LOVES TEA.
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IT’S OK. THEY LIVE WITH THEIR DIFFERENCES.


I WISH I COULD PLAY MUSIC FOR YOU BUT I CANNOT THIS INSTRUMENT IS TOO LARGE.image

IT’S OKAY, AMANDA. NOT EVERYTHING WORKS OUT THE WAY YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD.

HOW ABOUT I READ YOU A BOOK.
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REALLY? YOU’RE GREAT.


THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE THAN THIS NEIL.image



I’M READY TO GO TO BED NEIL ARE YOU READY? I’M READY.
YOU SAID YOU WERE JUST GOING TO WRITE FOR LIKE AN HOUR.image


I’LL JUST CHECK MY TWITTER FEED ONE MORE TIME AND WAIT FOR YOU TO BE DONE.image



ANYTIME YOU’RE READY. NEIL? ARE YOU ACTUALLY AWAKE? OR ARE YOU SNORING AGAINST YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN?image



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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SOMETIMES IT’S FUN TO TAKE A BATH.
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NEIL YOU’D ENJOY THIS BATH SO MUCH MORE WITHOUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.


SOMETIMES WHEN NEIL IS SAD AND TIRED, HE LIES IN AMANDA’S LAP.
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SOMETIMES WHEN AMANDA IS SAD AND TIRED, NEIL RUBS HER NECK.
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NO AMANDA DON’T DO IT! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.
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SOMETIMES AMANDA JUST WANTS TO HUG HER PILLOWS AND IGNORE THE WORLD AND NEIL TAKES IT AS A PERSONAL REJECTION. HE IS SO JEALOUS OF THE PILLOWS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE INANIMATE.
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BUT THEN OTHER TIMES THERE IS LOTS OF SEX, AND EVERYBODY’S HAPPY.
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HEY WE HAD PUPPET SEX!!!!!!!!!!
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SEE? I CAN LOVE YOU AND ALSO THE PILLOWS.

LET’S SPOON. GOODNIGHT. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
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I LOVE YOU TOO.

GOODNIGHT.

GOODNIGHT.

HEY.

WHAT?

BEING PUPPETS IS THE NAZ.

YEAH.

YEAH.

THIS IS THE BEST!

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amandapalmer:

taken in paris.

amandapalmer:

taken in paris.

(Source: soupeater)

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amandapalmer:

amandapalmer:

back in London. why are books Home?
books are Home.

my most re-blogged photo ever is not a picture that i drew, nor a photo of my tits. it is a bunch of books.
faith in humanity = sorted

amandapalmer:

amandapalmer:

back in London. why are books Home?

books are Home.

my most re-blogged photo ever is not a picture that i drew, nor a photo of my tits. it is a bunch of books.

faith in humanity = sorted

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amandapalmer:

neil-gaiman:

I was going to explain this photo, and then I decided that a caption competition would be more fun.
Photographer: www.markmanne.com

“thirty cattles! do i hear thirty?? i play very well ukulele! i make fine wife!”
…but the floor of the auction was silent.
not yet emboldened enough by drink, neil gaiman looks on, wordlessly.
the night was just beginning.

Favorite couple.
Also, Gaiman for Thirteenth Doctor. With that coat.

amandapalmer:

neil-gaiman:

I was going to explain this photo, and then I decided that a caption competition would be more fun.

Photographer: www.markmanne.com

“thirty cattles! do i hear thirty?? i play very well ukulele! i make fine wife!”

…but the floor of the auction was silent.

not yet emboldened enough by drink, neil gaiman looks on, wordlessly.

the night was just beginning.

Favorite couple.

Also, Gaiman for Thirteenth Doctor. With that coat.

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amandapalmer:

this is often how @neilhimself stands when he’s twittering in public. i am so glad to have caught this moment, because I look at it all the time.

amandapalmer:

this is often how @neilhimself stands when he’s twittering in public. i am so glad to have caught this moment, because I look at it all the time.

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