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neil-gaiman:

Amanda’s book cover.
It’s a remarkable book. It’s partly a memoir, partly an extended meditation and guide to asking for help in life and on the internet, and, which came as a bit of a surprise, there’s an awful lot about me and our marriage in there too.
Lots of ordering information at http://amandapalmer.net/ and NSFW blog with pictures of the cover body painting at http://amandapalmer.net/blog/20140820/

neil-gaiman:

Amanda’s book cover.

It’s a remarkable book. It’s partly a memoir, partly an extended meditation and guide to asking for help in life and on the internet, and, which came as a bit of a surprise, there’s an awful lot about me and our marriage in there too.

Lots of ordering information at http://amandapalmer.net/ and NSFW blog with pictures of the cover body painting at http://amandapalmer.net/blog/20140820/

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neil-gaiman:

Photo of me by Amanda… she is such a wonderful photographer….

Bearded Neil Gaiman might be my favorite Neil Gaiman.

neil-gaiman:

Photo of me by Amanda… she is such a wonderful photographer….

Bearded Neil Gaiman might be my favorite Neil Gaiman.

(Source: fibunny)

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amandapalmer:

it’s true.

This is an Amanda Palmer’s eyebrows appreciation post.

amandapalmer:

it’s true.

This is an Amanda Palmer’s eyebrows appreciation post.

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amandapalmer:

i love the part where he actually writes. i look over and I’m like HOLY SHIT I MARRIED A WRITER

These two.

amandapalmer:

i love the part where he actually writes. i look over and I’m like HOLY SHIT I MARRIED A WRITER

These two.

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xethairius said: Hey Amanda! I hope this isn't too intrusive, and I completely respect your right not to answer, but I've never considered you to be ableist, transphobic etc. I would very much like to hear your side of the story, if you're willing to share it. I have been a huge fan for a long time, and I cannot believe what they are saying is true. I believe in you.

amandapalmer:

I’ve blogged a bit about these things…and I’ve often thought about posting the “Let Me Try To Set Every Record Straight About All Things One And For All!” blog about how I am not transphobic (nor is my husband), how I am not “ableist”, how I am not a rape-apologist, how I am not a “terrorist-lover”, how am I not a man-hater, and how I am not a man.

But I have realized over the last ten years of being called all of the above (and worse) that it isn’t my job as an artist (and as a human) to constantly explain myself, my songs, my poems, my actions. That would be a never-ending task, and it usually encourages the drama.

Listen to the work.

Is “Evelyn Evelyn” ableist?
Is “Sex Changes” transphobic?
Is “a poem for dzhokhar” terrorist- loving?
Does “oasis” apologize for rape?


If *you* find the work “problematic”, then there’s your answer. it is.

if you don’t? it’s not.

It’s art. the decision, ultimately, must be yours. that is what is beautiful and powerful about art.

don’t let somebody else - even me - make the decision for you.

one the the best things my early teachers - art and otherwise - taught me was about critical thinking and not believing everything you read, even if it’s in the New York Times or in a school history book.

there are no experts on your human heart and how art makes you feel. there’s only you.

there will always be people, on Internet and off, trying very hard to dictate what you should and shouldn’t think. about art. about politics. about feminism. about miley cyrus. about rush limbaugh. about woody allen. about lady gaga. hilary clinton. banksy.

it’s tempting.

as for the controversy about whether I have a penis or a vagina (which seems to have died down when ms gaga picked up the slack) you’ll have to let my vagina speak for itself, but we’ll need to get to know each other first.

look hard.

the decision, ultimately, must be yours.


love

a

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woundedbydust1331:

I will let you go if you will let somebody love you like I do

Seeing Amanda bang this out on a malfunctioning keyboard back in 2012 is one of the highlights of my life.

(Source: yolivia / amandapalmer)

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amandapalmer:

photo by desi.

amandapalmer:

photo by desi.

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jessicaexplainsitall:

AMANDA PALMER singing ASTRONAUT for CHRIS HADFIELD.

I FUCKING DIE. 

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neil-gaiman:

We wish you a merry Christmas, a cool Yule, a perfectly lovely Englishmas, a very late Chanukkah, an only slightly late Solstice, a hot and happy Kwanzaa and a glorious Draw On New Eyebrows For Chthulhu Day.
Frankly, pretty much anything you are celebrating, we are for, as long as it doesn’t involve being mean to other people. And to prove it we offer this photo to the world, taken by kylecassidy.

These two.

neil-gaiman:

We wish you a merry Christmas, a cool Yule, a perfectly lovely Englishmas, a very late Chanukkah, an only slightly late Solstice, a hot and happy Kwanzaa and a glorious Draw On New Eyebrows For Chthulhu Day.

Frankly, pretty much anything you are celebrating, we are for, as long as it doesn’t involve being mean to other people. And to prove it we offer this photo to the world, taken by kylecassidy.

These two.

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jessicaexplainsitall:

amandapalmer:

i was gifted hand-crocheted neil gaiman and amanda palmer puppet likenesses in perth by a gal named krystel rose hewett (@zendarenn on twitter).

the detail, from neil’s black removable jacket to my kimono and obi, is quite stunning.

notable: full pubic hair and boobs on the amanda palmer, yet neil’s black clothes are absolutely irremovable.
so many levels.

neil is in london. i haven’t seen him for over a month.
so today in sydney, i decided to make use of the crocheted puppets and blog a picturebook commemorating our relationship.



THIS IS NEIL AND AMANDA:
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AMANDA IS MORE OR LESS NAKED AND NEIL’S CLOTHES DON’T COME OFF BUT NEIL’S FINE WITH THAT.


AMANDA LOVES COFFEE AND NEIL LOVES TEA.
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IT’S OK. THEY LIVE WITH THEIR DIFFERENCES.


I WISH I COULD PLAY MUSIC FOR YOU BUT I CANNOT THIS INSTRUMENT IS TOO LARGE.image

IT’S OKAY, AMANDA. NOT EVERYTHING WORKS OUT THE WAY YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD.

HOW ABOUT I READ YOU A BOOK.
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REALLY? YOU’RE GREAT.


THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE THAN THIS NEIL.image



I’M READY TO GO TO BED NEIL ARE YOU READY? I’M READY.
YOU SAID YOU WERE JUST GOING TO WRITE FOR LIKE AN HOUR.image


I’LL JUST CHECK MY TWITTER FEED ONE MORE TIME AND WAIT FOR YOU TO BE DONE.image



ANYTIME YOU’RE READY. NEIL? ARE YOU ACTUALLY AWAKE? OR ARE YOU SNORING AGAINST YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN?image



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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SOMETIMES IT’S FUN TO TAKE A BATH.
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NEIL YOU’D ENJOY THIS BATH SO MUCH MORE WITHOUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.


SOMETIMES WHEN NEIL IS SAD AND TIRED, HE LIES IN AMANDA’S LAP.
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SOMETIMES WHEN AMANDA IS SAD AND TIRED, NEIL RUBS HER NECK.
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NO AMANDA DON’T DO IT! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.
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SOMETIMES AMANDA JUST WANTS TO HUG HER PILLOWS AND IGNORE THE WORLD AND NEIL TAKES IT AS A PERSONAL REJECTION. HE IS SO JEALOUS OF THE PILLOWS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE INANIMATE.
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BUT THEN OTHER TIMES THERE IS LOTS OF SEX, AND EVERYBODY’S HAPPY.
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HEY WE HAD PUPPET SEX!!!!!!!!!!
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SEE? I CAN LOVE YOU AND ALSO THE PILLOWS.

LET’S SPOON. GOODNIGHT. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
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I LOVE YOU TOO.

GOODNIGHT.

GOODNIGHT.

HEY.

WHAT?

BEING PUPPETS IS THE NAZ.

YEAH.

YEAH.

THIS IS THE BEST!

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