Y todas las noches bajo la vía láctea parecen eternas

Hola, soy Rick. I'm 24 years old. I'm from Puerto Rico. I probably totally like you.

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So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.
— Stephen Colbert

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It takes serious cojones to go to Puerto Rico and tell them to stop saying cojones.
Stephen Colbert on Santorum

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I’d read it.

I’d read it.

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“It is a miracle that I have lived this long without having destroyed a person.”
— Maurice Sendak

“It is a miracle that I have lived this long without having destroyed a person.”

Maurice Sendak

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alexandralincoln:

this is too epic

Love.

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The Colbert Report | 2011: A Rock Odyssey featuring Jack White

“You gotta do it like you mean it, man — we’re selling yogurt!”

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Oh shit!

Oh shit!

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